Who'd You Rather?

He's the hottest news anchor ever! Though he only speaks German and doesn't speak English when reporting, I still watch the news! The only problem? I don't know his name, 'cos he only speaks German! He's even hotter than Jeff Glor of Saturday edition of CBS Evening News. So, Anderson Cooper, eat your heart out.

Who'd you rather?
Him with shorter hair?
Him with a little longer hair?